I did it!
I ran the Warrior Dash, and I completed every single obstacle. Not only that, my time was in the top quartile. This is completely amazing for me, I have never had upper body strength (couldn’t do push-up on my feet before DDPY), and I couldn’t run to save my life, which it thankfully it never has never to. In fact, my mother likes to regale people with tales of my complete failure in sporting competitions at my primary/elementary school where I would be so far behind everyone else, instead of competing, I would wave regally at all the spectators as I ran by them (slowly)! So the idea of me actually competing in a meaningful way in a sporting event, especially one as tough as the Warrior Dash, is outrageous.